🚧 FOR SALE: 12 Concrete Parking Curbs… and One Heavy Dose of Reality 🚧
From the fine folks at Harwich Self Storage
Looking to enhance your parking situation? Got a forklift and some muscles handy? Then boy do we have a deal for you!
We’re selling 12 concrete parking curbs, each weighing in at a robust 200 pounds. That’s 2,400 pounds of pure, no-nonsense concrete — all sitting patiently on pallets at our facility. These babies are only $10 each – that’s less than the price of a lobster roll these days!
But before you pick up the phone, let’s talk about some of the unique inquiries we’ve received:
🚗 “Can you deliver them two hours away?”
Sure! Just as soon as we get a helicopter and a full-time delivery crew.
(Spoiler: we won’t. Sorry, we’re a storage facility, not Amazon.)
👵 “I’m a 75-year-old disabled senior. I only need three.”
We hear you – but this is an all or nothing kind of deal. Think of it as a strength-training opportunity… for someone else.
💪 “Can you help me load them into my Toyota Corolla?”
Not unless your Corolla is secretly Optimus Prime. These weigh 2,400 pounds total — you’ll need a forklift and probably a sturdy truck, not a hatchback and a prayer.
So, here’s the deal one more time:
âś… 200 lbs each
âś… Palletized and ready for pickup
✅ $10 each – but must take all 12
âś… BYOF (Bring Your Own Forklift)
đź“ŤAvailable now at Harwich Self Storage
📞 Call 508-430-2525 if you’re serious and ready to haul concrete like a boss.
If you’ve got the brawn and the right gear, this is a steal of a deal. If not… we still love you, but these curbs might not be your next DIY project.